Condom Ice Cream

Nat samples Korean Condom Ice Cream at GirlDom's Extreme Lawn Bolws Challenge...

Lawn Bowls - why abstain when you can smoke and drink?

Let me make one thing nice and sparkling clear: I am not at home to lawn bowls. That is, I wasn't until the other day.

Imagine chasing Ashley Simpson* through a field of warm grassy temptation, with your best beige sweater billowing in the early morning breeze. Now picture her bathing in a secluded clearing, half covered and glowing in the amber dawn. You edge ever closer and to your horror, discover she's 82 years old and denture-having.

This has always been the problem with Lawn Bowls.

But what would happen if there were no old people on the Green? We decided to find out: http://www.nowfm.com.au/stuff/bowls.mp3

*Girls, try Zac Efron instead.

Skiing in April is dissapointing.

My holiday at work wasn't going to plan so I commissioned Station Slave to build a snowboard that works in summer. Equipped with two trolleys, tape, foam and a stuffed turtle, she built a monster of Frankenstein proportions.

I came, I saw, I downhill 'skied...' I savoured the hopeless suckfullness.
http://www.nowfm.com.au/stuff/skiing.mp3

Shaving blind is much, much harder than you think!

I've never had a blind friend. I once had a deaf friend, but that was in primary school and I don't know where he is anymore. All this ads up to make me the perfect candidate for some carefully crafted experiments that aim to simulate the everyday world of the legally blind male.

Blunt razor in hand, I proceeded to lather up and scrape my face off.... the results were mediocre at best.

The experiment was abandoned at 1044 hours.

hAPPY cAPPY eASTER!

I'm outa here... oh, wait: Need an Easter gift and can't work out what 2 give? "The Soundtracks Of Your Life" try http://www.thesoundtracksofyourlife.com/

c ya.