Joe Biden F-Bomb Audio Cleaned and Analyzed



US Vice President Joe Biden drops the F-Bomb at Obama's Universal Healthcare press conference, new cleaned, analyzed audio:

US PRESIDENT Barack Obama signed his $US940 billion healthcare overhaul into law overnight, accomplishing what Democrats have waited half a century to achieve.
However, the moment was almost ruined by his gaffe-prone Vice-President, Joe Biden.

Mr Biden was overheard whispering “This is a big f***ing deal” to Mr Obama right before the President signed the bill at the White House ceremony.

The President did not have any visible reaction, and went on to deliver his own profanity-free speech.

The Bill expands government health programs and subsidies for millions of Americans to buy private insurance.

It was all-but dead a few months ago after a series of Republican electoral victories, and Mr Obama was forced to off his trip to Australia to fight for its survival.

He managed to win over the doubting members of his own party for the Bill to squeak past the House of Representatives on Sunday
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NSW Premier Kristina Keneally Has Lousy Voicemail



Listen for yourself after the jump - MP3

NSW Premier Keneally has been here long enough to have decent office voicemail, but no, that would be to easy. Instead she cleverly humanizes herself with the most basic grammatical curiosity work experience students can provide. We decided to help out, here are your suggestions:

It should be an American voice over because she's a Yank - Rod

Use awesome music to make up for the cr&p job they're doing - anon

It should say "We will call you back" not 'endeavour' to call you back - Peter

Use a train motif like "The message-bank has been delayed..." - Tim

Use the phrase "Your call is important to us" (even though) it pisses me off - anon


We used as many as we could, so here is your *New Improved* Premier voicemail message: http://www.nowfm.com.au/stuff/nats_voicemail_message_4_premier_kristina_keneally.mp3

Tiger SMSs Published - New Scandal

TMZ.com broke the news: Joslyn James has published Tigers SEXMS messages on her new website. They included such favourites as "I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank you ... and so on. Of course, that's the only one clean enough to write here, the others need to hit the Golden Shower pronto.

We asked you to send us your best 'Tiger Texts', here are your top 5:

Your legs are like a mountain, the higher you climb, the better the view. -Chrisso

Hey Babe, I've always been a swinger, so how about we get together? -anon

Today's word is 'Legs'. Spread the word. -anon

5 more holes and it's a golf course. -anon

Q: What's the difference between Tiger and Santa? Santa stopped after 3 Ho's. -Aaron



...and one more...




Wow!