Are you going to eat that puppy?

In a restaurant somewhere in Bangkok, my dinner date leaned over and asked "Are you going to finish that puppy?" It got me thinking, Alicia Silverstone, what ever happened to her? She was in Batman & Robyn and that movie Clueless... Then I woke up.

Silverstone became a vegan in 1998 after attending an animal rights meeting. "I realized that I was the problem," she told InStyle Home Magazine, and in 2004 she was voted "Sexiest Female Vegetarian" by the Enviro-Nazis at PETA (you can see how a lawsuit would be good publicity for me).
I think I've managed to put my finger on the cause of this bizarre dream, that "Be green, save our planet" Ad running on TV at the moment. Methane and other waste products from livestock causing global warming? I've got to get in on this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_qgBDhLuI